if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.
i think there’s been a mistake
No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me. I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders. the three most important CIA skills
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
you (nearly) sunk my battleship.
there are actual tear in my eyes
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,